Ramble,Rant & Roll
- Mature Musings -
Saturday, March 08, 2003
Giving the Dog a Bone!
I just knew this had to have happened to somebody!
I wonder if this dog found it lying around or what? Everytime I'm working on pleasuring myself both my cats get awfully curious as to what exactly is going on under the covers. Having a 7lb cat pounce onto your stomache while you're trying to masturbate isn't sexually stimulating in the slightest, that much I CAN tell you!
However, it can't possibly be worse than having a cat take a swipe at your penis while you're taking a wiz. Just ask my ex-husband! (laughing uncontrollably) Yes, I'm evil. He IS my ex, it's appropriate, isn't it? (snicker)