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Saturday, September 21, 2002
What's Your Sexual MO?

Yep, I'm definitely about sensuality. That's not to say that I don't totally go for a ravenous jump from time to time. Perhaps my sexual MO would best be described as sensual & adventurous.

Question for "Sexy Saturday" had not been updated yet - I'll post once it's available.
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Friday, September 20, 2002
Secure in Your Sexuality?
I Am A Straight Woman
Well here's a rarity. You're obviously straight. You're not trying too hard to portray some femaninity, nor are you dressing like a man, lusting after women, or getting caught in compramising positions at the playboy mansion

Take the Sexual Orientation Quiz

Welp, it's late & BOB is waiting for me to come to bed.

UPDATESeems the "Sexual Orientation Quiz" is no longer where I found it. I've not been able to relocate it, but I've found another site that's interesting. It doesn't have a "quiz" exactly, but a chart. Give it a looksie: Sexual Orientation Chart
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Thursday, September 19, 2002
Sex in the City
This is one of my favorite shows. It approaches relationships and sexuality openly with humor. Each of the ladies in this circle of friends has a unique appeal which makes it difficult to select who is my favorite. Throughout the series I've been able to relate to all of them at some point in the story line. But that's what makes it so great! Because most of us CAN relate to all of them on some level. It's almost as if the roles have been written to keep within base characteristics, yet allowing personal growth from each experience, without completely departing from them.

Which Sex and the City Player Are You?

One of my favorite episodes has got to be when Samantha (the slut) wound up with this guy whose penis was huge. His complaint was that no woman he'd met has been able to endure his size, he was just too huge. Samantha of course was sure she'd have no problem, and gave it her best shot. Okay, she gave it a couple of her best shots, to no avail. Upon the last attempt she says, "Well, we can still be friends." That just had me roaring with laughter! Do you have a favorite episode or line?
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Wednesday, September 18, 2002
How wonderful it is we can literally fantasize about anything our little hearts desire!! While not all fantasies, in my opinion, should ever be brought to life, there are some that couldn't hurt.
Like many women, I often fantasize of having two men sexing me up at the same time. If/when I actually indulge in making this a reality, it won't be just any men, mind you. They'd have to be men I know, trust and desire of course!
I came across an interesting site, a sex columnist site. Here is one of the questions posted when I visited.
Dear Andrea: I am a guy, and I have a fantasy about being forcibly masturbated every hour over a period of days – perhaps restrained if necessary to secure my cooperation. But I don't know if it would actually be sexy or enjoyable. My sex drive is not anywhere near that strong, and it might just be uncomfortable and relatively pleasureless.
Do you know anything about this?
Love, Make Me

Dear Make,
Do I know anything about this? If I don't, shouldn't you be writing to Ask Beth or calling Car Talk or something?
Not to worry. Here's what I know: fantasy is fantasy, and reality is something else. For this, we should be grateful. Mom, superego, and the criminal justice system may keep us from acting out our every urge, but the truth is, most of us don't even want to. Not because our fantasies are bad, necessarily, but because many of them wouldn't be fun.
A colleague of mine used to teach this concept using the parable of the pickup truck: He claimed that he often masturbated to the image of a hunky guy wrapping him in barbed wire and dragging him behind a pickup truck until ... I dunno, he was done? The point, of course, is that what sounds good in fantasy is often impractical, unpleasant, or (at the very least) boring in practice.
You've got a nice little fantasy there. Enjoy it. You needn't go spoiling a fragile thing like that by dragging it into the harsh light of day.
Love, Andrea
P.S. If someone's willing to play along, you might want to see what one pseudo-nonconsensual hand job is really like. Maybe two. No need to overdo.

Do you have a sex related question for Andrea?
You can reach Andrea at alt.sex.column, Bay Guardian, 520 Hampshire St., S.F., CA 94110, or andrea@altsexcolumn.com.

Not only would I agree with Andrea, it would be my advice as well. I remember reading through her reply and thinking "ahhh c'mon, he could have someone go along with him and have the experience of a couple of times." Then I seen her "P.S." and I smirked.
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Tuesday, September 17, 2002
Are You Annoying or Not?
Take the Quiz

My Results

Quiz #1 - Your total score is: 36. You have been classified as "moderately annoying". Although this is nothing to be concerned about, our experts believe that there's still room for improvement.

Quiz #2 - Your total score is: 48. Partially Annoying. Bravo for being open minded and personable, but you often make dumb decisions in areas that you know little about. Although your improvising skills are weak, you deserve respect for your benevolence and occasional common sense. "The secret to not being annoying is the balance between courtesy and certitude," says Team Annoy tech guy, Keith. "You may have the desire to be kind, but you never let it shadow your ambitions." Being Partially Annoying may be something to be proud of if you care for sub par results, but Team Annoy suggests that you work harder to achieve a less annoying status.

Found my way to the above Quiz by visiting Matt@ Blog Like Whoa - There's more fun stuff there too!!!
UPDATEMatt has been in the process or relocating his website - I'll update the link when it's complete.
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Monday, September 16, 2002
Sex Toys!
While not everyone has experimented with sex toys, many people have at some point in their lives. Some people even have an extensive collection of various types & sizes. Whether or not you have or ever will experiment with them isn't the question. How well do you know sex toys? Take the Sex Toy IQ Quiz and Post your results in comments. (aka "Shout Out" below each post).

My Results:
"You got 12 questions out of 18 correct. You scored much higher than the average person!"

I KNOW I missed the one about applying lube to sleeve and/or penis. Probably cuz I don't have one! Hmmm, I betcha someone out there can do better than 12/18, C'mon show me whatcha got!
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Sunday, September 15, 2002
Sorry for all the mess in the last several hours. I've gotten everything moved now. Enjoy! If you've added me to your blogroll, Thank you! However, the URL will need to be updated: Blogroll Me!
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