Ramble,Rant & Roll
- Mature Musings -
Tuesday, June 22, 2004
i really have no reason to come here today and post something just so that all of you people who keep dropping in just to see if these damned rats are still here can finally breathe and say...
THANK YOU, MIGHTY WULPH, FOR PUTTING SOMETHING ELSE HERE!yah, maybe that is a bit of a stretch with the self-assumed praise. gimme a break, the id and ego and alter ego all get carried away from time to time, and i cannot help it.
i recently feh-cked up and broke a very good friend's laptop. he had asked me to find a good deal on a replacement LCD display for the one that had a short. i found one for about 3 hundred bucks less than everyone else wanted for it and he bought it. when it came by 2 day delivery, he was happy -- but he had to go to work. i was at his house so i could watch the adult movies i had programmed his new tivo to record without his permission, but then he is used to me doing things like that without regard to his feelings -- i think.
so anyway the last thing he said to me as he stepped out his front door was ... "don't put that LCD on for me, i'd like to try to do it myself." well, before he had said that to me, i had already started mapping out in my head where the tools were and had selected the surface on which i would get to fix something electronic. i love working and taking things apart. its fun.
well i broke it. broke it fubar broke it. the thing is i didn't start working on it until the next day because i got involved in the previously mentioned recorded programming. so he comes home, and i have the thing in about fifty pieces. when i was attempting to push a molex cable (like the end with the plastic head on the end of the wires) through a hole that was seemingly smaller than the cable head itself, i broke a wire. it ripped out of the connector end of the cable. right after that he comes back in the door. so i try to boot the computer. [it chimes the way a mac does] ... dead black screen. mocking me. he sighed. he ran his fingers through the hair on top of his head. he said... well, that isn't good at all. and he left the room. i solder the wire back and this time when i boot the computer it chimes. the screen lights up. but no picture displays. so he calls it as a time of death thing. (DOE / dead on examination) and he says nothing more.
so ... this past weekend when we were out running around town, i paid for part of the new laptop he has. he seems happy. the amazing thing is ... he never once said anything about it being my fault.
Wednesday, February 25, 2004
SpongMonkeys? (Sub Sandwich Creatures)
I don't know what you think about the new Quizno's ads, but I was like "what the hell?" It certainly didn't wet my appetite for a tasty sub, however, it does make me think of Quizno's often, which I guess is half the advertising battle. It caught my interest enough to do a bit of research as to where in the hell they came up with this creature idea, and more importantly WHY? Here's a couple links on what I found out!
So, yah, hmmm, interesting, I guess. Have you been talking about these creatures at the water cooler? Anyhow, for the record, I do like Quizno's Tastey Subs, but these creatures kinda gross me out.
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
Saturday, November 22, 2003
It's all a matter of perspective
Isn't it true? Regardless of what goes on in our lives, it's all a matter of perspective!!! Not a one of us will see things in exactly the same way as someone else. Thus misunderstandings breed and multiply. Of course there are "drama mongers" who find it amusing to add "spice" to certain situations to create even more "drama". In the end, it comes down to acceptance. None of us on this planet are perfect, we all make mistakes, screw up and deal with conflicts at some point.
What's your perspective?
Sunday, March 23, 2003
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doin Just Fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. "Can I come over to your place after while? "
Ok, this question is just wacky but i figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously: "LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions, bye!"
Monday, March 17, 2003
Happy St Patricks Day!
Sunday, March 16, 2003
She stepped out of the shower aroused. Dripping water as she walks out into the hallway, she pauses looking at him reading his book, studying every masculine curve of his body. Sensing her intensity he lowers his book, smiles & winks at her before returning to the pages. She continues on to their bedroom getting comfortable on the bed knowing he'll soon follow. Minutes pass, with eyes closed, she caresses her body anticipating her lovers touch.
Images of their passionate love making run through her mind as her arousal increases. How his lips feel on her skin, kissing softly, heightening her pleasure as his mouth explores her body. Her tongue smoothes over her lips moistening them, while her hands move over her body. Massaging & teasing her nipples she slightly spreads her thighs, slowly sliding her fingers through her wetness and begins making slow circular motions around her clitoris. As her motions intensify her need, she feels herself building to an orgasm & begins rubbing vigorously & alternating her attention from side to side & directly over her swollen wet nub. With her hips raised lightly, her stomach muscles tighten as does the walls of her vagina. Running her fingers up her body bringing them to her lips she tastes her desire.
Not yet having caught her breath, she's wondering why he hasn't joined her yet. Lifting her head, she slowly opens her eyes to find him standing in the doorway watching. Without a word he moves to the edge of the bed, raising her up onto her knees and kisses her now sticky lips while she works her hands down his body removing his boxers. He pulls her against him and kisses her hungrily as they fall together back onto the bed.
Saturday, March 08, 2003
Giving the Dog a Bone!
I just knew this had to have happened to somebody!
I wonder if this dog found it lying around or what? Everytime I'm working on pleasuring myself both my cats get awfully curious as to what exactly is going on under the covers. Having a 7lb cat pounce onto your stomache while you're trying to masturbate isn't sexually stimulating in the slightest, that much I CAN tell you!
However, it can't possibly be worse than having a cat take a swipe at your penis while you're taking a wiz. Just ask my ex-husband! (laughing uncontrollably) Yes, I'm evil. He IS my ex, it's appropriate, isn't it? (snicker)
Thursday, February 20, 2003
Adventures in Produce
Almost six years ago I was caught up in the whole chatting experience online, as was my best friend of over 20 years. We both wound up having online boyfriends. A couple months passed by and we both had plans of meeting these guys. She was going to fly to Texas to spend time with her guy and my guy was flying up to spend a long weekend with me.
Prior to travel time, my friend and I decided through joking around online about sending them both erotic pictures of ourselves. Since we had been friends for so long it didn't seem uncomfortable to photograph each other for the purpose of sending the pics to our guys. However, there were some comical moments along the way, not to mention a few pictures that made us laugh hysterically and were definitely not going to be seen by anyone!
Having given some thought to what we wanted to do for the photo sessions, we headed off to the store to pick up Polaroid film & cucumbers.
Talk about a good laugh. You know how people watch other people. How checkers must discuss the odd combinations of items people purchase. There we were standing in line with our film & cucumbers on the conveyer, each cucumber was in a separate produce bag, which only seemed appropriate since we wouldn't want them to touch?! Yet we were not paying separately.
Things that make checkers go, "Hmmmmm."
A bit of advice for anyone venturing into the realm of produce masturbation: Curving cukes are ok, but be positive their skin has no "scars."
The pictures? She destroyed all of hers after breaking up with the guy the next week. I never did send mine, yet I haven't destroyed them. Just decided I didn't want them ending up on the Internet!
OOPS I forgot to give you a a couple links: For your own "Produce Adventures."
Sunday, February 16, 2003
Feb 27 - Mar 2
Brisbane Convention and Exhibition Centre
This is the epitome of what my dreams have been! I've always wanted to visit Australia, and what a great time to go, catch a SEXPO! What's SEXPO? Click the link and explore! There are exhibitions, live shows & even your own chance to dance in the limelight. Doesn't this sound like a blast??
"The Amateur Strip Tease competition is all about fun and as a result it is not necessary for you to remove all your clothing. In fact we do not allow participants to remove their shorts / knickers."
What are teenagers up to these days?
I had a hankering for a DQ (Dairy Queen) Blizzard last night, so off I went to get me one. Yum. While I was waiting the kids working there were goofing around. One of the gals was chatting it up with me when some friends pulled up outside. Several car loads of friends. One of the gals went out to greet her friends since it wasn't busy. She came back in to tell me and the other gal what they had been up to most of the evening. Playing a headliner game.
They proceed to explain to me about the game. While out cruising around when approached by a car with only one headlight they all scream and slap one of their hands on the headliner. The last one to slap has to remove an article of clothing. This evening, one of the boys had enlisted several of his friends to tamper with their headlights and drive by his car with everyone knowing except his girlfriend what was going on. The plan was to get his girlfriend naked via this game of headliner.
They were all out in the parking lot readjusting their headlights to work again & laughing it up. Too funny, what scammers!
Oh, and in case you're wondering, I got a Chocolate Cherry Love Blizzard! Yum!
Friday, February 14, 2003
Tuesday, February 11, 2003
Who doesn't enjoy flirting, it's a wonderful feeling to flirt and to have people flirt with you. It's sad that some people never get over being jealous when their significant other flirts, or is flirted with to their delight. When we're younger, I guess it's natural to get annoyed and jealous of such behavior, but as adults who are capable of controlling themselves, it's great fun! It doesn't have to be carried "too far" if you or the other person is in a relationship. Not only is it fun and ego boosting, it's healthy for us!
Of course flirting doesn't come as easy for some people as it seems to come for others. I myself have often thought, "damn, what am I doing wrong - he's not 'getting it' or is it he's just not interested?" I usually decide the latter and quit flirting with the guy. Now, there are a lot of aspects of human nature that effect how we flirt; self-esteem, body image, mood, health, confidence, etc. In fact, I've been known to discuss flirting interpretations with my male friends to gain insight as to how I'm being perceived. Hey, it couldn't hurt, right? Mostly I've discovered that I'm too vague when I'm truly interested in more than playful flirting.
However, lately I've been noticing that I'm not 100% sure what some men are trying to convey in how they flirt with me. One guy I work with will walk up behind me and just wait until I notice he's there - then say something like, "I've been wondering how long it would take you to realize I was here -- It's ok though, I like to watch you work" What the hell? (laughing) This same guy, when I'm standing out on break, will walk directly into me, nudging me backwards. Actually, there are two guys that do this walking into me. (????) What's up with this type of flirting? Is it flirting? Guys help me out here, are these guys interested, or just copping a feel? (laughing again)
With all this thinking about flirting I've looked up online to see what I could find on the subject. I actually came across this: SIRC Guide to Flirting.
Friday, February 07, 2003
I can't believe it's been almost 3 weeks since I've blogged! Heck, it's been over a week since I've even been online! Although, I have gone longer without doing either. Anyhow, how exciting is that to you? Probably nill. Is "nill" even a real word? I'm watching Seinfeld... Elaaaaaaaaaaaaine!
Enough rambling. I wanna give a big THANKS to my buddy Pero who was kind enough to design my title/comment graphic. He's a man among men I tell ya. He's got great hands too!
Someone else who's got great hands is the guy who plays Raymond's brother on "Everybody Loves Raymond". I don't know what is about me and guys hands. I don't care for guys who have fingers that get too narrow toward the nail.. ewww.
I've been looking around the web in hopes of finding some sexy hands pictures so I could show you what type of hands I like... but I'm not coming up with anything except Michael Jackson hands & guys whacking off. WHICH if they have sexy hands and a yummie penis that would be great! No such luck though.
Hey! If you have any sexy guy hand pics email them to me!
So what about the hands? Of course cleanliness and well manicured is a must. Does it matter to you what a persons hands look like? Size, shape etc.
Monday, January 20, 2003
Fellatio - Pronunciation: f&-'lA-shE-"O
Date: circa 1893
Meaning: oral stimulation of the penis, literally, to suck.
The majority of men enjoy having their penis sucked! I cannot say ALL men, because I've actually had long conversations with a few men that do NOT. That however, isn't the issue. Everyone readily agrees: "Men like getting head". It's the issue if in fact women enjoy giving it! Who hasn't heard this one: "Hey, know why the Bride has such a huge smile on her face? -- Because she knows she's given her last blow-job!". Blow-job, heh, who came up with that anyhow? Not much blowing involved. Anyhow.....
Not only do I enjoy giving head, if I had the opportunity to hook up with a guy I was really hot for, and he presented me the choice of ONLY intercourse or ONLY giving him head --- Not that I could foresee ever being given such a choice, but I wouldn't hesitate, I'd give him head!
I've had several women tell me they also enjoy giving head, and several that don't. One actually makes bets with her husband and the loser performs oral sex. Of course she's not very happy when she's on the losing end of the bet. The idea kinds seems like a win/win situation to me.
I once dated a man that actually got angry with me for always wanting to give him head every time we were alone! Talk about shocked! Earlier in our relationship he was quite proud of it, and bragged to his friends and co-workers. I couldn't believe what I was hearing! It's not like that was the only thing we did, it always led to intercourse, 69 whatever. What was his problem eh??
I'm curious how many ladies reading this actually enjoy giving head? or would never do it again if they didn't feel they had to?
Any guys reading that don't enjoy getting head?
WoW, I really enjoyed reading this - Fellatio Techniques! It has some nice pics too!